UK socialite cleared of drunken romp on Kingfisher flight

September 16th, 2009 LONDON - A Brit thief reportedly used a pair of knickers to cover his head, in a bid to disguise himself during a drunken shop raid. Chelmsford Crown Court was told that Michael Callaghan, 43, had forced a shop assistant into a cupboard before taking 200 pounds from the till, reports the Daily Star.

September 15th, 2009 LONDON - A drunken Brit socialite reportedly stripped to her knickers and cavorted with a male passenger in full view of fellow travellers on a Kingfisher Airlines flight from Bangalore to Heathrow. According to Bill McGivern, prosecuting, Clare Irby, 30, a descendant of the Guinness brewing family, began drinking red wine shortly after boarding the 11-hour flight in March this year.

August 27th, 2009 LONDON - A filing clerk has been sacked from her job after she was caught having a sex romp with a security officer in court. Jodie Frankcom, 28, was seen giggling as she emerged with a hunky security guard after cases ended for the day, but the incident has left a fellow court worker, who reported the pair to superiors, disgusted.

August 14th, 2009 NEW DELHI - A drunken man in China got his beer belly stuck between two guardrails of a gate on Sunday night, and did not realise it until he got out of his inebriated state. The incident happened at his residential building in Tianjin municipality.

July 24th, 2009 LONDON - The teenager who had a drunken orgy with five cops at a London pub has finally been revealed. Alison Minards, 19, is at the centre of a police investigation after being snapped on a four-hour shopping spree.

July 23rd, 2009 LONDON - A drunken Romanian man, who was suffering from constipation, decided to solve the problem by stuffing two hammers up his own butt. Viorel Firoiu, 48, then turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain.

May 22nd, 2009 LONDON - An drunken oil dealer, who made a series of deals that put a bank at risk of 10 million dollars, has been struck off by the City regulator. David Redmond, 28, a former Morgan Stanley trader, was banned by the Financial Services Authority for two years following the incident, reports the Daily Express.

April 13th, 2009 LONDON - Guinness heiress Clare Irby, accused of indulging in a sex act on board the Banglore-London flight, apparently had her baby son beside her at the time. Irby, 29, was caught in a sex romp with Daniel Melia, 36, under a blanket as his drunken model girlfriend Sarah Hannon laid passed out next to them.

April 6th, 2009 LONDON - Passengers on a Bangalore-London flight were in for a drama, when a drunken model got enraged after catching her boyfriend romping with a woman next to him. Sources have claimed that blonde Sarah Hannon woke up from a stupor and found Daniel Melia enjoying a sex act with pretty Clare Irby, with whom he got friendly on board.

March 26th, 2009 LONDON - Westminster's watchdog hasn't found sufficient evidence supporting Senior Labour MP Nigel Griffiths sex romp allegations, it has emerged. John Lyon, the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner, said he did not have sufficient information of an alleged breach of the MPs' code of conduct to justify an inquiry.

March 12th, 2009 LONDON - Former Brit glamour model Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan has split the beans about a steamy jungle romp she had with her hubby Peter Andre.

March 3rd, 2009 LONDON - Socialite heiress Paris Hilton has reportedly found a new man in her life in minor league baseball player Doug Reinhardt. The couple has only been dating for a few weeks, yet Reinhardt has been following the socialite round the globe, reports thesun.co.uk.

February 2nd, 2009 LONDON - Socialite heiress Paris Hilton admits that her income remained unaffected even during the current global financial crisis and promises to help in the struggling economy by shopping. The multi-million singer-actress said many promoters were still paying her thousands of dollars just to make an appearance at certain nightclubs, reports contactmusic.com.

January 6th, 2009 LONDON - Socialite heiress Paris Hilton claims she has had sex only with 'a couple' of partners. The announcement came contrary to the singer-actress' image as she is one of Hollywood's most notorious party girls and is rarely seen without a man on her arm.

December 22nd, 2008 LONDON - A Jet Airways pilot was arrested by armed police after staff at London's Heathrow airport warned he may have drunk too much to fly, a newspaper reported Tuesday quoting police. Michael Harr, a 62-year-old ex-US marine, was taken off the flight to Mumbai Sunday by officers and subsequently failed a breath test at 9.30 a.m.