Tesco shoppers get ‘porn shock’!

September 13th, 2009 LONDON - A university graduate who works as a porn star could make a successful bid as the world's brainiest porn star. AJ Bailey turned to blue movie industry when she needed 20,000 pounds to pay for relocation costs after winning a place on a Masters course.

August 11th, 2009 LONDON - British retail giant Tesco will start selling Durex Extra Large condoms from Wednesday to meet what it called "overwhelming consumer demand". A Telegraph report quoted Nicola Evans, healthcare buyer for Tesco, as saying: "These new condoms are designed to allow larger men more comfort than ever before." The new condoms, which are 10mm longer than the average 205mm version and 1mm wider, the newspaper said.

July 15th, 2009 LONDON - With more and more recession-hit couples opting for nights in rather than going out, the sales of sexy undies has gone sky high. And top supermarket chain Tesco decided to help cash-strapped couples by launching a new line of cheap designer smalls.

July 12th, 2009 LONDON - Former British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted that she was aware that her husband had been watching pornographic movies before the expenses scandal broke out. Jacqui resigned from her post after the humiliating revelation that she claimed taxpayer-funded allowances for the cost of two porn films watched by her partner Richard Timney, who later made a public apology.

June 17th, 2009 LONDON - Just a week before she was to get married, a woman realised that the fiance was a secret porn star and cancelled her church wedding and lavish country house reception. Haylie Hocking, 27, found out that strapping 30-year-old fitness fanatic Jason Brake made adult films when a friend organising her hen night searched online for a male stripper, and spotted her fianci with a woman in a porn movie.he has now called her vicar to cancel the wedding.

June 16th, 2009 Tesco reports solid quarterly salesLONDON — Tesco PLC, the world's third largest retailer, reported solid growth in quarterly sales on Tuesday with its international businesses making a strong contribution to the increase. Tesco, which ranks behind U.S.

April 28th, 2009 LONDON - Soggy sandwiches will soon be history, for the world's first non-leaking tomatoes are about to go on sale in the UK. Leading retail-chain TESCO will be selling drip-free tomatoes by the end of the week.

April 14th, 2009 LONDON - Jacqui Smith's house in Nunhead, South London, became a target for pranksters on Monday when they fixed a blue plaque to it, in order to shame the British Home Secretary over her vast expenses claims. The plaque was glued on by arts magazine publisher Joseph Wade.

April 8th, 2009 LONDON - American TV comedy series 'Seinfeld' will soon be turned into a porn parody by an adult film studio. X-rated filmmaker Lee Roy Myers is currently filming 'Seinfeld: A XXX Parody!', reports thesun.co.uk.

April 7th, 2009 LONDON - British Home Office has landed itself in a fresh trouble after a link on its official website took users to a Japanese pornographic site. A public user was left facing explicit images while hunting for information on the Office for Security and Counter-Terrorism website.

April 2nd, 2009 LONDON - Sixty six percent of women watch porn, says a shocking new British survey. The study conducted by The Sun claimed that nearly nine out of ten men - 88 per cent - view it.

March 30th, 2009 LONDON - Teens are budding thinking it is okay to ape porn stars after viewing explicit content on the Internet, TV or mobile phones, reveals a new UK study. According to the shocking figures revealed on Channel 4's The Sex Education Show Vs Pornography, exposure to pornography was encouraging youngsters to imitate what they see.

March 17th, 2009 LONDON - A 22-year-old Ryanair stewardess has some raunchy secrets up her sleeves. Edita Schindlerova seems to have found quite a balance between serving drinks and managing her porn career, reports the Sun.

March 16th, 2009 LONDON - A head-teachers' leader has warned that Brit schools are on the verge of becoming Tesco-style identikits in which teachers are prevented from showing flair. John Dunford, general secretary of the Association of School and College Leaders, claims that the education system has become "over-centralised and over-bureaucratic" in recent years, with staff spending more time complying with new Government edicts than educating children Speaking at the ASCL annual conference in Birmingham, Dunford revealed that schools were forced to deal with almost 80 new policy documents last year.

January 30th, 2009 LONDON - Britain-based international grocery and general merchandising retail chain Tesco plans to launch an online fashion store by the year-end. The website will offer thousands of items and sell Tesco's label.