Kissing leads to sex before marriage, warns former prostitute-turned-preacher!

October 2nd, 2009 MELBOURNE - An Oz couple, who were arrested and were being taken to a Territory cop station in a police paddy wagon, were seen shagging in the back of the vehicle by another motorist. Hannah Walker, 18, was driving behind the police car and was shocked to find the couple bonking in the back when she pulled up behind them at a red light.

October 2nd, 2009 LONDON - The prostitute at the center of Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandal gave out intimate details of their purported encounter on live TV. Patrizia D'Addario appeared on a prime time RAI talk show hosted by Michele Santoro, a one-time center-left European Parliamentarian.

September 1st, 2009 LONDON - A Norwegian man was slapped with an 800-pound fine after he informed police about being duped by a prostitute. The 28-year-old was charged under the country's new law that prohibits the purchase of sexual services.

August 27th, 2009 LONDON - The marriage and political career of Silvio Berlusconi could be saved by sex addiction therapy, according to an updated biography of Veronica Lario, the Italian Prime Minister's estranged wife. The explosive tome, by Maria Latella, an Italian journalist who has known Lario for 18 years, appeared in Italian bookshops yesterday.

August 22nd, 2009 MELBOURNE - A man who had sex with a prostitute has refused to pay child support payments after she had his baby. The married Melbourne man, who can be referred to only by the pseudonym Mr Lilley, claims the birth was a breach of the Trade Practices Act.

August 17th, 2009 LONDON - In an astounding revelation, Al-Qaeda extremists have claimed that home-grown terrorists are plotting to attack targets in Britain. According to reports, in an internet magazine read by thousands of Islamic extremists Al-Qaeda has labeled Britain and Europe as a bigger enemy than the United States.

July 20th, 2009 NEW YORK - Late French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was said to have been turned off by late French writer and philosopher Simone de Beauvoir's voracious sex drive. Sartre, who had a lifelong affair with Beauvoir, was perplexed with the demands.

July 1st, 2009 LONDON - In a bid to hit back at French President Nicolas Sarkozy's attempts to ban the burka, a crazed Islamic cleric named Anjem Choudary has branded his wife Carla Bruni a prostitute. It may be recalled that while addressing Parliament recently, Sarkozy had said wearing the burka was not welcome in France, sparking strong reactions from Muslim communities around the world.

June 29th, 2009 LONDON - Britain's controversial Muslim cleric Anjem Choudary has converted an 11-year-old Christian schoolboy to Islam at a road show. A film shows Sean, 11, vowing to follow the religion by repeating words in Arabic.

June 6th, 2009 BERLIN - A German man has set a new record in speed-kissing, after smooching 111 women in 60 seconds outside a Berlin disco late Friday. Michael Basting, 31, secured an entry in the Guinness Book of Records after lining up the ladies on the pavement for a quick peck on the cheek.

May 7th, 2009 LONDON - Ranting Islamic hate preacher Anjem Choudary is planning to peddle his hate to teenagers at a "jihad" summer school. According to the Daily Star, this vile extremist has appointed himself principal lecturer of a 20-week course in his twisted version of Islam, and there are fears that Choudary and his followers will indoctrinate a new generation of Muslim fanatics.

April 30th, 2009 NEW YORK - Miss California Carrie Prejean got a boob job done six weeks before competing in the Miss USA competition. Miss California pageant directors told 'Access Hollywood' that Prejean was gifted with a new pair of knockers before the beauty pageant, reports the New York Daily News.

April 29th, 2009 LONDON - An American woman has revealed how she pledged a year of sex to her husband as a gift for his 40th birthday, and how it changed their lives. Charla Muller, 42, from North Carolina, USA, even went on to write a book about the experience she had with her hubby salesman Brad, who is now 42.

April 24th, 2009 MELBOURNE - Looks like the age-old cliche- 'til death do us part'-has become absolutely obsolete in today's date, at least as far as Australia is concerned. Figures have revealed that fewer couples marry for life-thirty-two per cent of divorces involved separation within the first five years of marriage, and 22 per cent within five to nine years of marriage.

April 18th, 2009 WASHINGTON - A former top adviser to former Republican presidential candidate John McCain, Steve Schmidt, has warned the Grand Old Party (GOP) against becoming a `religious party'. Schmidt told a Washington, D.C., convention for the Log Cabin Republicans -- a grassroots group for gay and lesbian Republicans, that the GOP must shift their views on gay marriage.