Top 10 credos of a Klingon programmer covering (Klingon) Software Development Life Cycle:十大credos一個克林貢程序員，包括（克林貢）軟件開發生命週期：

  • Specifications are for the weak and timid!規格為弱者和怯懦！
  • You cannot really appreciate ‘User Friendly’ until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.你不能真正明白'用戶友好' ，直到您已經閱讀它在原來的克林貢。
  • A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!一個真正的克林貢勇士不評論他的代碼！
  • Behold, the keyboard of Kalis!看哪，鍵盤卡利斯角！ The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!最大的克林貢代碼戰士都住！
  • Indentation?壓痕？ - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! -我會告訴您如何將縮進當我縮進您的顱骨！
  • Debugging?調試？ Klingons do not debug. klingons不調試。 Our software does not coddle the weak.我們的軟件並不coddle弱者。
  • You question the worthiness of my code?您的問題，老有所為我的代碼？ I should kill you where you stand!我要殺死你的地方，你的立場！
  • By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family.通過備案，這bug報告你有挑戰的榮耀，我的家人。 PREPARE TO DIE!準備死！
  • What is this talk of ‘release’?這是什麼的話題， '釋放'嗎？ Klingons do not release software. klingons不釋放軟件。 Our software ‘escapes’, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.我們的軟件'逃離' ，留下一個血淋淋的步道設計和質量保證的人在其之後。
  • Perhaps it IS a good day to die!也許這是一個好天，以死！ I say that we ship it!我說我們船！
  • Our users will know fear and cower before our software!我們的用戶都知道，恐懼和退縮之前，我們的軟件！ Let them use it without a manual or let them flee like the dogs they are!讓他們使用它，沒有一本手冊，或讓他們逃離一樣，他們是狗！

- Adapted from -改編自 source來源 . 。

Oh and here’sa bonus - I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a bat’leth contest. OH和這裡花紅-我有質疑，整個質量保證球隊以b at'leth競賽。 They will not concern us again.他們不會關注我們再次。

Are you a Klingon programmer? 您是一位克林貢程序員？