Top 10 credos of a Klingon programmer covering (Klingon) Software Development Life Cycle:十大credos一个克林贡程序员，包括（克林贡）软件开发生命周期：

  • Specifications are for the weak and timid!规格为弱者和怯懦！
  • You cannot really appreciate ‘User Friendly’ until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.你不能真正明白'用户友好' ，直到您已经阅读它在原来的克林贡。
  • A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!一个真正的克林贡勇士不评论他的代码！
  • Behold, the keyboard of Kalis!看哪，键盘卡利斯角！ The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!最大的克林贡代码战士都住！
  • Indentation?压痕？ - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! -我会告诉您如何将缩进当我缩进您的颅骨！
  • Debugging?调试？ Klingons do not debug. klingons不调试。 Our software does not coddle the weak.我们的软件并不coddle弱者。
  • You question the worthiness of my code?您的问题，老有所为我的代码？ I should kill you where you stand!我要杀死你的地方，你的立场！
  • By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family.通过备案，这bug报告你有挑战的荣耀，我的家人。 PREPARE TO DIE!准备死！
  • What is this talk of ‘release’?这是什么的话题， '释放'吗？ Klingons do not release software. klingons不释放软件。 Our software ‘escapes’, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.我们的软件'逃离' ，留下一个血淋淋的步道设计和质量保证的人在其之后。
  • Perhaps it IS a good day to die!也许这是一个好天，以死！ I say that we ship it!我说我们船！
  • Our users will know fear and cower before our software!我们的用户都知道，恐惧和退缩之前，我们的软件！ Let them use it without a manual or let them flee like the dogs they are!让他们使用它，没有一本手册，或让他们逃离一样，他们是狗！

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Oh and here’sa bonus - I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a bat’leth contest. OH和这里花红-我有质疑，整个质量保证球队以b at'leth竞赛。 They will not concern us again.他们不会关注我们再次。

Are you a Klingon programmer? 您是一位克林贡程序员？