SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf. savemyass是個人助理，讓您的女友或妻子高興通過發送她的鮮花，您的代表。 We make sure you never miss Valentines day, her birthday, or your anniversary (again), and you will surprise her with “just because” flowers on a regular but semi-random basis.我們確保您決不會錯過情人節，她的生日，或是您的週年紀念（再次） ，你將感到驚訝，她與“只因為”花卉定期就，但半隨機的基礎上。

It’s DotCom days once again.它的dotcom天再次。

How does it work?它如何工作？

You provide us with your billing info and her delivery address.您向我們提供您的帳單資料和她的送貨地址。 We’ll periodically send her flowers every 4-6 weeks.我們將定期發送她的鮮花，每4-6週。 We’ll notify you before each order, and you can edit them in advance, if you’d like.我們會通知您之前，每個秩序，您可以編輯他們在前進，如果您想要。 We’ll schedule flowers for all the obligatory dates she expects (Valentine’s, Anniversaries, etc.) and we’ll score you points by making deliveries she doesn’t expect.我們將附表花卉為所有的強制日期，她預計（情人節，週年紀念日等） ，我們將評分你點，使交付她並不期望。

Does it really work?是否真的工作？

Yes, it’s for real.是的，它的實質。 Many of our customers work at Goldman, MS, JPM, CSFB, McKinsey, BCG, and other top banking/consulting shops..我們的許多客戶的工作，在高盛，質譜， JPM的，瑞士信貸第一波士頓，麥肯錫，卡介苗，和其他頂級銀行/諮詢商店.. as well as doctors, lawyers, and successful entrepreneurs (including a few billionaires).以及醫生，律師，及成功的企業家（包括少數的億萬富翁） 。 In all cases, our customers are people who care for or love their partners, but work in demanding careers that require the bulk of their time and energy.在所有情況下，我們的顧客是人民誰照顧或愛他們的合作夥伴，但在工作要求的職業，需要大量的時間和精力， 。

What amused me most was that now relationships are also being externally managed.什麼我最有趣的是，現在的關係也正在外部管理。 It is however an obvious outcome where “love” is measured (by females) by the capability to remember certain dates or show certain gestures or say certain words (”i love you”) repeatedly.不過，這是一個明顯的結果，如“愛”是衡量（女性）的能力記得某些日期或顯示某些手勢或說某些話（ “我愛你” ）曾多次進行。 Obviously a computer is better capable of handling such jobs and this is “merely the beginning”.顯然是一個計算機能夠更好地處理這些工作，這是“只是開始” 。

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Hat tip:帽子提示： Edward Kiruluta何承天kiruluta , CEO Leeno Inc.首席執行官leeno公司