SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf. We make sure you never miss Valentines day, her birthday, or your anniversary (again), and you will surprise her with "just because" flowers on a regular but semi-random basis.

It's DotCom days once again.

How does it work?

You provide us with your billing info and her delivery address. We'll periodically send her flowers every 4-6 weeks. We'll notify you before each order, and you can edit them in advance, if you'd like. We'll schedule flowers for all the obligatory dates she expects (Valentine's, Anniversaries, etc.) and we'll score you points by making deliveries she doesn't expect.

Does it really work?

Yes, it's for real. Many of our customers work at Goldman, MS, JPM, CSFB, McKinsey, BCG, and other top banking/consulting shops.. as well as doctors, lawyers, and successful entrepreneurs (including a few billionaires). In all cases, our customers are people who care for or love their partners, but work in demanding careers that require the bulk of their time and energy.

What amused me most was that now relationships are also being externally managed. It is however an obvious outcome where "love" is measured (by females) by the capability to remember certain dates or show certain gestures or say certain words ("i love you") repeatedly. Obviously a computer is better capable of handling such jobs and this is "merely the beginning".

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Hat tip: Edward Kiruluta, CEO Leeno Inc.