I was musing on how we could incorporate Harry Potter spells in corporate world.���͕��v���ɂӂ����Ăǂ̂悤�ɑg�ݍ��ރn���[�|�b�^�[��������Ƃ̐��E�ł��B It looks feasible to me.��������͎����”\�ł��B Certain times the air becomes too thick and people begin to get too serious and self-important.����̔{�̋�C�����܂�ɂ���l�X���n�߂�Ɛ^���ɂȂ�߂���Ǝ��Ȃ𓾂�d�v�ł��B Few spells applied at proper moments can break the somberness and make the process enjoyable while conveying the message.�����‚��̓K�؂ȏu�ԂœK�p�������d�ꂵ�������Ȃ��邱�Ƃ̃v���Z�X�����p���Ȃ���y�����`���郁�b�Z�[�W��\�����܂��B Let's begin with few simple examples:���b�c�Ŏn�܂��Ă����‚��̊ȒP�ȗ�F

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Eat shit and die, you moron�ǂ�Ȃ��Ƃł����Ǝ��ʁA���Ȃ������� Say Avada Kedavra like you mean it.�{�C�Ō����Ă�邪avada kedavra�ł��B
Follow my lead you buffoon�ȉ����̃��[�h�𓹉� Point your finger to him and yell: Imperious�w���|�C���g���āA����Ƌ��ԁF ������
Come to me, let's talk���Ď��́A���b�c�g�[�N Accio accio
Say you want the food passed to you.�����Ă�邪�������̐H�i�ɓn����܂��B Point your finger to the item and repeat with conviction: Accio until someone finally passes it to you.�w���|�C���g���ĐM�O�������āA�A�C�e�����J��Ԃ��܂��F accio�Ō�܂Œʉ߂����邱�Ƃ�����܂��B
Cool down dude���ޒj Aguamenti aguamenti
You want to say to your Boss: Give me the opportunity, you cretin���Ȃ��̏�i�Ɍ����Ă�邪�������F���̋@��ɁA���Ȃ��N���`���a Instead point your finger at the project proposal and slowly repeat: Alohamora , until your Boss gets it.�w�̑���Ƀ|�C���g���ẮA�v���W�F�N�g�̒�Ă��������ƌJ��Ԃ��܂��B �F alohamora�܂ł́A���Ȃ��̏�i���擾���܂��B
Have you bathed today?�����ɗ��ł����H Anapneo anapneo
You will die horribly, you mean bitch���Ȃ��͎��ʋ��낵���A���Ȃ����Ӗ��r�b�` Crucio crucio
Stop, let me speak��~�����Ęb�� Stupefy �{�[�b�Ƃ�����
May I leave? 5�����̂܂܂ł����H Point your finger to yourself and yell: Evanesco and then slowly getup and leave the room.�Ƒ吺�������̎w���|�C���g���āF evanesco�Ɠ�͂��A�������Ƌx�ɐg�Ȃ�ł̒��H�”\�ł��B
Please my boss / mentor / friend, help me out here.�����̏�i/�����^�[/�F�B�ɁA���������Ă��������B Point your finger to your chosen one and slowly chant: Expecto Patronum�w���|�C���g���āA�I������1�‚��������Ɛ��́F expecto patronum
Enough, let's end it.�\���ȁA���b�c�I�����Ă��������B Finite �L��

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