“Are you doing SEO for lonely middle age men looking for their next young bride?” “你在做徐，為寂寞的中年男子在尋找他們的未來年輕新娘” ？

“Because brain eating zombies and hotties were not enough, you can now, apparently buy and sell me on facebook…?” “因為腦吃殭屍和hotties沒有足夠的，你現在可以，顯然買東西賣我就臉譜… ” ？