Funny iPhone Commercial and User Guide 搞笑擁有商業和用戶指南
Enjoy the classy iPhone commercial and mouth-watering user guide.享受經典的擁有商業和口澆水用戶指南。
iPhone Commercial 擁有商業
iPhone User Guide 擁有用戶指南
Let's start with some unusual ones:讓我們從一些不尋常的幾點:
IX.九。 Using the iPhone to solve disputes between Moqtada al-Sadr and certain Sunni elements within Iraq without causing an escalation of hostilities, or the development of closer ties between Iran and Shiite militias使用擁有解決爭端之間的moqtada薩德爾的支持者和某些遜尼派分子在伊拉克境內沒有造成敵對行動升級,或發展更密切的關係,伊朗和什葉派民兵
X. Using the iPhone to assist European antitrust authorities in understanding the difference between "tying arrangements" and "legitimate competition" in online music sales十,使用擁有,以協助歐洲反壟斷當局的理解之間的差別“附帶條件的協議”和“合法競爭”在在線音樂銷售
XI.十一。 Using the iPhone to explain how the internal board committee of Apple Computer Inc. (before the name change) headed by Al Gore could exonerate Steve Jobs of any wrongdoing in the options-backdating scandal使用擁有解釋如何內部董事委員會的蘋果電腦公司(前名稱的變更)為首的戈爾可免除史蒂夫喬布斯的任何不法行為,在選項-追溯醜聞
XII.十二。 Using the iPhone to explain why Microsoft believed that introducing the Zune was either wise or appropriate, given the market for MP3 players in late 2006使用擁有解釋為何微軟認為,引入發行日期是不是明智的或適當的,鑑於市場的MP3播放器將在2006年年底
XIII.十三。 Using the iPhone to take pictures of celebrities without underpants.使用擁有採取的照片,名人沒有內褲。
XIV.十四。 Using the iPhone to become governor of an oil-rich former Soviet republic where the temperature often drops to 76 degrees below zero (Fahrenheit), and then buy an English Premier League soccer team.使用擁有成為總督一個盛產石油的前蘇聯加盟共和國那裡的溫度往往下降到76度,攝氏零下(華氏) ,然後買一英格蘭超級聯賽足球隊。
Read the complete guide閱讀完整的指南 here這裡 . 。
BTW: These reminds me of Apple commercial (edited) on adopting Intel chips:的BTW :這使我想起了蘋果的商業(編輯)對採用英特爾芯片:
Frankly I would be happy if it first gave a decent call reception.坦白說,我會很高興,如果它首先介紹了體面的電話接待。 Overall though it is a nice product.整體雖然這是一個很好的產品。
A marketing friend of mine is seriously impressed with Blackberry as he can now carry his office in his pocket.市場營銷的朋友,排雷是認真的印象,黑莓,因為他現在可以進行他的辦公室在他的口袋。 As a developer I am not too impressed and would never consider it remotely as an alternative to a light notebook like Sony VAIO.作為一個開發商,我不是太深刻的印象絕不會認為這是遠端作為一種替代,以輕型的筆記本一樣,索尼VAIO 。 However I do see his point of view and I can see a big market for such multi-functional mobiles.不過,我確實看到他的角度來看,我可以看到一個大的市場,如多功能手機。
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