“Well I am at the tip of the door of a saucer that’s taking me round giving me a chance to take a plunge in to the turbulent sky around. “我在尖端的大门，一个飞碟这是我考虑的全面，让我有机会采取投身到在动荡的天空。 I am sure that plunge will land me at the doorsteps of your company, where I would like to make a mark in that stellar of software professionals who took a jump thinking the way I did.” - A Job Applicant我深信，投身将土地我在门口您的公司，在那里我想提出一个马克在该恒星的软件专业人士谁了跳转思维方式，我做到了。 “ -应征

This ought to be included in Ripley’s Believe it or not show.这应该是包括在ripley的相信或不显示。 Believe it!相信它！

We are hiring我们租用 to fill positions in Kolkata, India office.以填补职位在加尔各答，印度办事处。

I was scanning the resumes when I chanced upon this gem of an introduction letter.我是扫描恢复，当我偶然在此创业板的介绍函。

Dear Sir/Madam,亲爱的先生/女士，
I refer myself as a potential IT professional, I am a person who is tactful, flexible, enthusiastic, assertive, friendly and sincere.我是指自己作为一个潜在的IT专业人士，我一个人谁是委婉，灵活，热情，自信，友好，坦诚的。
I have completed my 5th Sem.我已完成我的第五教统局局长。 Master’s Degree in Computer Applications from New Horizon College of Engineering, Marthahalli Bangalore.硕士学位，在计算机应用的新局面，从工程学院， marthahalli班加罗尔。 I am searching for the suitable job so that I can use my strengths in appropriate way.我寻找合适的工作，使我可以用我的优势，在以适当的方式。
; Well I am at the tip of the door of a saucer that’s taking me round giving me a chance to take a plunge in to the turbulent sky around. ;以及我在尖端的大门，一个飞碟这是我考虑的全面，让我有机会采取投身到在动荡的天空。 I am sure that plunge will land me at the doorsteps of your company, where I would like to make a mark in that stellar of software professionals who took a jump thinking the way I did.我深信，投身将土地我在门口您的公司，在那里我想提出一个马克在该恒星的软件专业人士谁了跳转思维方式，我做到了。
I hereby enclose my resume for your kind consideration.我在此附上我的履历表，为您的一种考虑。
Thank you for taking the time to read through my resume.感谢您抽出宝贵的时间通读我的履历表。
I am available for an interview at your convenien ce.我供采访时，您的convenien行政长官。
Thanking You,感谢你，
Yours Sincerely此致
[Name deleted to protect the candidate] [姓名删除，以保护候选人]
Date: 17August, 2005日期： 17august ， 2005年
Place: Bangalore地点：班加罗尔

If only I could understand what he means.如果只有我可以理解他的意思。

My simple request to job applicants:我简单的要求，以职位申请人：
Please check your introduction letter and resume with a spelling checker and grammer checker before you post your resume.请检查您的导言的信，并恢复与拼写检查和语法检查程序在您发布之前您的简历。 Microsoft Word will do fine as a spelling and grammer checker. Microsoft Word中会被罚款，作为拼写和语法检查。